Welcome to another edition of He Said/She Said, where (against strong objections from our PR team), Waynn and I blog one of our actual office conversations.
Today’s Topic: Roofies and White Girl Rap
Lisa: If you go to a roofie party and someone has sex with you, is it rape? You clearly can’t give consent at the time of sex, but did you give consent by ingesting a roofie at the roofie party?
Waynn: So everyone take a roofie?
Lisa: (double-checks the internet) Yes.
Waynn: I think it’s consent.
Lisa: Ain’t nothin’ but a roofie par-ty par-ty…Ain’t nothin’ but a roofie…
Waynn: You should not rap.
Lisa: Not even white girl rap, Kreayshawn style?
Waynn: Your version of white girl rap is more Kei$ha than Kreayshawn.
Lisa: So not true! I have swag.
Waynn: No. You have a startup and a baby, and you live in Palo Alto.
Lisa: Assclown! Look at Beyonce.
Waynn: You are not Beyonce.
Lisa: True, but I bet she can’t rap any better than me. Scenario: You are making a rap record and you have to have Kreayshawn or Beyonce do a verse. Who do you pick?
Waynn: See, now you are trying to make me seem racist. No matter who I pick, it just doesn’t go over well.
Lisa: You could always pick me.
Lisa: You wound me, Waynn.